You want a massage?

So, Gary Weiner had an interesting experience last night in the hotel. His wife Susan was in bed asleep, it was around 10:30pm, when Gary heard a knock at his door. He opened it up and saw two women standing there. They asked, “Do you want a massage?“

 

Now, Gary knew the story I told all of you earlier about what “a massage” means when you are in a fancy hotel. It is code for prostitution. Gary quickly said, “No.”

 

The lead woman said, “I give gooooood massage” as she ran her hands down the length of her body, removing any doubt as to what she really meant. Gary again said “No,” and shut his door.

 

Gary claims he has no idea why the women came to his room and says he is going to send them to my room if they knock on the door again tonight. He also says he did not notice how attractive the women were. I must add that Susan was standing next to him when he said this, so perhaps I can get a bit more info later when the wife is not hovering ;)

 

Here is a pic of Gary relaying his story to the entire group…