I do not blame the Chinese for their failure to understand our English. Heck, if anything it is our fault for not knowing the language of the country we are visiting. Still, the language barrier has made for some pretty funny moments on the trip.
We are in Xi’an now and had a funny such encounter with the front desk this morning. Kathy went up to check to see if we could get some kind of hotel points or frequent flier miles for our stay here at the MetroPark hotel. Here is the conversation –
Kathy – “Hello, do you speak English?”
Front Desk – “Yes, how can I help you?”
Kathy – “I was wondering if we could get any hotel points, perhaps Starwood, or frequent flier credit for staying here at the hotel.”
Front Desk – Silent, confused stare
Kathy – “Do you know what I am talking about? Does this hotel partner with any American hotels for points or benefits?”
Front Desk – “Ahh, is this what you mean?”
Front Desk then went over to another counter, opened a drawer beneath the counter, and pulled out a roll of Yuan coins (sorta like a roll of quarters).
Kathy stared at him dumbfounded. She then said, “No, thank you,” and walked away.
Ok, can anyone explain how the Front Desk got from “Reward points” to “roll of Yuan coins?”
Ann Wichman had another funny one. She called the operator to ask for towels. Here was her conversation –
Ann – “Can you send up more towels?”
Operator – “What?”
Ann – “Towels, to use when we are wet.”
Operator – “You want a bottle of water?”
Ann – “No, I want a towel. I am not thirsty. I need to dry off.”
Operator – “Ahhh, dry. Yes, hair dryer. I send one up.”
Another place where this issue comes up is when we encounter signs that are in Chinese but also feature an English translation. These signs often get certain idioms and translations just wrong enough to make them really funny. We have seen dozens of them and Ann Wichman has been collecting pictures of many of the worst offenders. I happened to come across this one on a bag of dog food in the pet market a couple days ago and thought I would share… enjoy!
